she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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