Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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