I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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