new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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