I'm eating all of the evidence.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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