thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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