I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
