so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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