There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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