if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
