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(203): View more from Connecticut

She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.

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(757): View more from Virginia

apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously

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(909): View more from California

is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?

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(260): View more from Indiana

Vodka is such a love hate relationship.

(661): View more from California

Truer words have never been spoken.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.

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(614): View more from Ohio

just got booed by the entire restaurant.

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(817): View more from Texas

Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen

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