you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
me + whiskey = a bad person
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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