I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you have to choose: penises or morals?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
