3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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