I am puke
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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