Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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