I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Oh god it's open bar.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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