By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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