This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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