i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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