Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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