Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
This baby is an asshole
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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