So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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