they said they heard you say put it in my butt
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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