How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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