I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Alive.
So much puke
Someone came in the potted fern
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize