The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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