So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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