This girl is more easily done than said...
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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