Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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