that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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