Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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