U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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