Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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