Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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