This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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