Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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