So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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