If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
The power of my boobs compel you
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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