So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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