C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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