Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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