I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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