That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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