We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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