But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I intend to get homeless drunk
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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