OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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