K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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