I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
did i walk over a car last night?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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