I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Everyone says I win the strip club
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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