I can't watch pbs sober anymore
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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