yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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