its not stalking. its research.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
