White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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