Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We don't watch enough power rangers
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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